I used to have to take my own disinfectant wipes to the store but now the stores have figured out that they should have them by the carts because, frankly, even I have germs that could get on people.
You don’t want to be rude, but really, people should just all try a little harder.
And I used to worry about germs being everywhere, because people would be outside with other people and they might get touched by them and who knows who those people might have touched and then bring the germs into the house. But now I have these wipes. They are fun to use. They make people happy. My house is hygienic and smiley. And now I don’t worry anymore. About that.
p.s. Here’s the ad that kicked off this post.